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Aperture ScienceInnovatorsWe Do What We Must Because We Can
Established 1943Upper Michigan, U.S.A.
Telephone ENrichment 9-0943
Form No.ASI-700
DepartmentCorporate Communications
IssuedSpring 1959
ClassificationUnrestricted
The House Organ

The Aperture Bulletin

Published whenever there is news, and on several occasions when there was not. Circulated to all personnel, to the Army, to eleven newspapers who have never once printed a word of it, and to one address in New Mexico that the President insists upon.

Three sheets are presently in circulation: this spring’s issue, last winter’s issue, and a standing collection of the President’s interoffice memoranda, reproduced exactly as dictated, against the repeated written advice of the Legal Department.

Form ASI-701

Spring 1959

The Mercury Seven are named, the commissary reopens, and a word about the noise from Sub-Level 4.
See page →Form ASI-702

Winter 1958

The substrate procurement, the bowling league, and nine paragraphs about a missing elevator.
See page →Form ASI-703

Memoranda

Interoffice memoranda, reproduced without editing, against the advice of counsel.
See page →

Cave — please stop dictating memoranda at eleven at night. The steno pool has a bus to catch and the bus does not wait for the Materials Department. — C.

The Bulletin is set by the Enrichment Center Press on the second floor and printed on the third. Contributions from all departments are welcome and have never once been received.
they print the good news on paper. the other news goes on the machine downstairs